Found this joke on Facebook :
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”
I am never going back to that doctor again,, ever!!
Bloemfontein – It seems no one will ever know the exact details of what happened in the early hours of the morning when a man was caught with his pants down in bed with his mother-in-law.
They were both so inebriated that neither can remember how they ended up in bed together, Netwerk24 reported.
The son-in-law was charged with sexual assault after the incident, but the charges were withdrawn in the Bloemfontein Regional Court on Monday after they reached a settlement.
Earlier, he said he thought he was in bed with his wife, 22.
In the settlement agreement the son-in-law, 31, states: "I am sorry. We were all under the influence of alcohol. I cannot remember what happened, but I am regretful and sorry. I beg my mother-in-law's forgiveness."
The mother-in-law, 50, states: "I can't remember what happened. We are family and I am willing to forgive him. I don't want him to be prosecuted. I just want him to be reprimanded."
The agreement includes a warning to the man that he will be prosecuted if he ever commits a similar offence.
'I don't know what he did'
Netwerk24 spoke to the mother-in-law on Tuesday.
"I can't be angry with him because I don't know what he did," she said.
These things happen, but she has cut down on drinking anyway, she said.
She still has a "Savannatjie" or a small glass of wine now and then, "but I don't drink myself senseless anymore".
She said she has asked God to open up her memory of the night of February 5, but it hasn't happened yet.
She told Netwerk24 that on the night of the incident the family had a pleasant evening around the fire at her home in Uitsig.
Later, she went to bed in the spare room as her daughter and granddaughter were sleeping in her bedroom.
She says her son-in-law knew it was her in that bed and not her daughter when he got in.
Just before daybreak his wife found him on his knees in bed with the sleeping mother-in-law and asked him what he was doing.
"I thought it was you!" he allegedly said and jumped out of bed.
The couple is now divorced.